“In our more modern times, when women are distracted by such things as education, emancipation, and shirtless garden boys, it takes fully nine months for a child to grow in the womb. But back then, a woman could — if she concentrated — conceive and give birth to a child in ten days flat.
Pippa and Harry now had twenty-three children; all of them were boys. They had named the children after the great British virtues: As well as Capability and Sobriety, there was Bravery; Nobility; Punctuality; Good Spelling; Charm; Civility; Manners; Fudginess; Likes Tea; Hates French; Loves Latin; Prays Hard; Doesn’t Spit In The Street; Complains Not; Tasty; Yummy; Delicious; Happy; Sleepy; Grumpy; and their youngest son, Exploit The Colonies.” — Sir Philip Bin, Bleak Expectations Series 2 Episode 1 (via thelazysolipsist)

I apologise for any slow posting on my part… the internet’s being stuffy.

loki-the-puny-god:

Until Series Three this is the Sherlock Fandom’s Theme Song.

chubby-little-onceling:

deirdrerose:

Sweet mother of Jesus let this song never end.

Cheesus fuck that was amazing

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE OH MY GOD

This is the best thing ever. Just hit play. You need to.

I will never escape this song in my lifetime. Oh my God…that was amazing.

At 3 seconds I almost pressed stop.

Then I heard the lyrics. Oh god the lyrics.

Forever reblog

omg this is perfect

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUD RIGHT NOW.

INSTANT REBLOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGKHHBKDFBKDBKXH;KZSFH

shotgunanderson:

my favorite part of that entire episode besides Burt’s dance was the moment Kurt used an invisible fishing rod to reel in his boyfriend

catching yourself singing a song you’re supposed to hate

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

a-damn-good-batch:

cumberbuddy:

morenjiujiu99:

RELAX MR.

His neck and his cheekbones and his hair bounce and his face crinkles and omg. 

I have big issues with his curls bouncing and being all cute and adorable and sensual.

CUMBERCURLS, you will be the death of me

jamanddogtags:

godjamit:

justonelasttrick:

I’ve seen a lot of posts about “omg… everyone in the Sherlock-fandom is leaving!” … yeah. I’ve seen it too. The Avengers has taken over my dash… and I don’t even follow a single avengers blog.

But anyway.

All I could think about was: I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP!

So I make this Cumber!Captain to cheer you up! Cumberbitches! Stay strong!

I… wa.. 

… just… breathe girl, breeeeathe….

nng!

sen0rchang:

kevin is my favorite jonas brother