A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER WONDERED
bootymistress:
my essay is going really well, thank you
the-last-enemy:
Today at work...
Me:
Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer:
I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me:
I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer:
Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me:
Certainly. And your name is?
Customer:
Mark Pellegrino.
Me:
...Mark Pellegrino?
Customer:
Yes.
Me:
As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer:
*chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me:
Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
stages of friendship on the internet
Stage 1:
Hi! How are you today?
Stage 2:
lol ok hi sup
Stage 3:
LOLOL OK WOW HAHA
Stage 4:
oHTFSKJSFN FOFd OD SDJ uR KIDDING lOL SFDKSHD I CANT lliTERALLY SCrREAMING I loVE U OMfG
Stage 5:
HERE'S MY CELL# TEXT ME WHEN I'M IN CLASS PLEASE I LOVE YOU
Stage 6:
when's your birthday
Stage 7:
heresmyhomeaddressandphonenumberandeverythingyouneedtokillme
Stage 8:
married
thetadoctor:
yanagoya:
Also Cumberbatch making this face I don’t even know what to do with.
:>
he literally does that :> face
vavin-free:
loki-cat:
i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress
(Source: moriarty)
spookapple:
jackvessalius:
look what we have here
consulting-violinist:
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher
sodamnrelatable:
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
TMI tuesday yo
1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Kissed someone & regretted it
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Blackmilk sale- I went with some mates on Friday and bought these beauties. I think I’m in love with the comic-book tights. Also, yes, those are tardis tights.
wholet:
valiantchild:
CLARA HAS BEEN IN THE DOCTOR’S LIFE LONGER THAN THE TARDIS
THAT’S WHY SEXY DIDN’T TRUST HER
SHE REMEMBERED CLARA EVEN THOUGH THE DOCTOR DIDN’T
SHE KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
SHE WAS PROTECTING HIM
